||[27 May 2007|01:40pm]
I've said it before and I will say it again...
I would kill to have a job at character development of some shitty Pro Wrestling league. God, I would do such a great job! Lobsterman has always been one of my favorites. Look at this fat fuck!
I think I would be a manager if I could. I have the gift of gab on my side. I can't be Bobby The Brain Lange, so maybe I can be "Sweet 'N' Sour" Robbie Lange. Man, I would probably walk around with some type of wand, maybe I would call it my powerbar, and I would use it to make my man win.
I guess I can always be Ichabod Slain. I would totally do the sleep hallow thing.
Anyway, enough stupid wrestling talk!
I leave for New York in a day. There are a lot of my friends I wish I could have seen before this, but I will be back shortly. I miss my bros more than anything. We will party hard in a week.
All 6 episodes of the Land of Lincoln are complete and I am really excited to start. I will be shooting some footage while I am in NYC for the show. The guys will be taking care of some other shit while I am gone. This summer is going to be fun. Brian not moving out was a monkey wrench thrown into our plans, but I think we can overcome. Listen fellas, next saturday day/night, after I return, let's get down to business. Maybe we can review my footage or just build a fort in my backyard? Let me know, William, Gual, and Brian.
We need some roles to be filled, preferably by friends who are willing to do anything for art!
The roles are not that lengthy, they are as follows:
any missing characters (ie Rob, Will, Brian, Gual, Nick, Kitty, Robin, Gabe) are not listed because they have been filled, duh!
rich - He comes to audition for the male lead in the film
frank - He comes to audition for the male lead in the film
jason - He comes to audition for the male lead in the film
zach - He comes to audition for the male lead in the film
casey - The final choice for the role of "Lincoln" in the film. Casey is gay...literally
michelle - minor female role
april - The original female lead in the film. Requires one small Bra shot.
liam - minor male role
amanda - The replacement female lead. A party girl like no other.
sound guy - Minor role. He is fired by Brian and later replaced by Gabe.
extra diane - Minor female role
extra frisbee 1 - Dude playing frisbee with his buddies.
extra frisbee 2 - Dude playing frisbee with his buddies.
extra frisbee 3 - Dude playing frisbee with his buddies.
lighting guy - Small male part.
crew member 1 - Small speaking role, may require only one day of shooting.
crew member 2 - Small speaking role, may require only one day of shooting.
extra 1 - Very minor role
extra 2 - Very minor role
Dr. Greenberg - We need a fat friend, or a friend that will be willing to pad his clothes to look fat for this role. The role is minor, but is quite funny. Whomever is casted for this role will probably get to wear eyeglasses and a big fake beard! Also, I will shag you.
lloyd kaufman - Hopefully he will be played by himself. If not, we may need a friend to step in and act like the craziest old jewish man you can ever imagine! Don't worry about over acting, he is really like what is written.
There you have it, kids! Pass the word to friends or whatever. We would really prefer working with people we know personally simply because this isn't a major production. Well, we are not planning on pressing dvds or anything. They will be online and hopefully nerds laugh.
Email me @ email@example.com or comment on this post. If you want to play a role, even if it is a small part, you will be guaranteed to have the most fun of your life! If anyone wants help out in any other way, whether that is holding a boom mic, holding a light, or just helping us with locations would be amazing. Most locations are easy, but we might need a decent looking "office" for Dr Greenberg and Kaufman, possibly. Not anything fancy, a home office would suffice. If anyone has a parent that wouldn't mind letting 4 kids shoot in a room for a few hours, let me know.
Anyway, I will see you kids when I return. If I am MIA this summer, I will be working on LAND OF LINCOLN. If anyone wants some of Robert Alan Lange in their lives, they should help out. Otherwise you probably won't see me ever.
Love, peace, and chicken grease.